louiswilliams:

i dont think ill ever stop laughing at this

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

(via ringydingyringo)

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via fake-mermaid)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via fake-mermaid)

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs, via fake-mermaid)

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

(via pizza)